“二战(zhàn )”时(shí )(👷)期，盟军要(yào )实施安奇(🏽)奥(ào )登陆计划(huá )，迫(😘)于对一门(mén )叫(jiào )安奇奥大(dà )炮的(de )超级武(wǔ )器(qì )的忌惮，要派两个精锐(ruì )特工(gōng )去摧(cuī )毁这(zhè )门大炮(pào )，结果两个傻逼被(bèi )派了去，最后经过一连串搞(gǎo )笑事(✳)件，阴(yīn )(🛹)差阳错的(de )最后完成了(le )任务(wù )。 片段一(🚸)：德国(guó )人在北(běi )非布置了一(💞)个陷(xiàn )阱，准备了(🔩)一幅假(jiǎ )的防御工(😞)事地(🔢)图(tú )让这二(èr )个士兵带(dài )回去。他们却阴(yīn )(✋)差(🐑)阳错的拿走(zǒu )了(🙄)真(zhēn )的地图，最终赢得了战役(🥫)。 片段二(èr )：(🕙)他们化(💠)装成管道工潜(qián )(🥕)入德军(jun1 )在意(yì )大利的司(🌮)令(lìng )部，给他们(men )卫生(shēng )间的(de )管道修得乱七八(bā )糟，把将军淋了个落汤鸡。将军去换(huàn )衣(yī )服(fú )，拉开抽屉发现一套(tào )新(xīn )的军服，于是洗(xǐ )头(tóu )洗脸准备换上新军(jun1 )服的时候(hòu )闭着(🏴)眼(🚲)把脸(🔎)盆(pén )里的脏(👄)水倒(dǎo )进抽屉里了（(🌸)柜(guì )子旁边有一个(gè )废水桶）。那个将军(jun1 )是(🐂)最主要的一个配角，很有意(yì )(💑)思。到(dào )(🚤)影(yǐng )片(🍹)结(jié )束前1分(fèn )钟，都没(méi )有一句(🔬)台(tái )词。最(zuì )后(hòu )说了一(yī )句“谢(xiè )谢(😲)”。 片段三：德(🛌)军有一门超级大炮(pào )俯视着联军将要登(dēng )陆的(⛎)海滩。这二个士(👔)兵居然化装成(🦐)希特勒和随从(🍗)，去视察大炮，把(👧)大炮炸掉(diào )了。 (🌲) In May 1943, two American soldiers, Joe and Frank, of Italian descent are searching the North African desert for a German general called Von Kassler, when they are captured by Von Kassler aide Inge Schultze who lets them escape with fake war plans, only Joe and Frank steal the real war plans which pave way for the Allied victory. Months later, the duo once again come up against Von Kassler when they are captured at Anzio and try to outwit the Nazis a second time
